Is studying all you ever do?
Please help this poor gnome.  Known to all as “Shmebulock”, he is cursed with only being able to say his name.  $5 a month can help this poor gnome learn to speak. Please, help give him a new life.  Call 1-800-Shmebulock for your free information packet.  Please, don’t allow this gnome to live in shame anymore.  Call today.

Please help this poor gnome. Known to all as “Shmebulock”, he is cursed with only being able to say his name. $5 a month can help this poor gnome learn to speak. Please, help give him a new life. Call 1-800-Shmebulock for your free information packet. Please, don’t allow this gnome to live in shame anymore. Call today.

tags » #Gravity falls #Shmebulock #this is a fake number #don't really call it